I've been clean since the Seattle season.
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Tony and Jeffrey, however, were not as adequately equipped to cope with the elements, and, when I suggested we take advantage of the large and underutilized picnic area adjacent to the parking lot, they said "You go ahead, Big Daddy. We'll be in the honda. Just leave us a couple sandwiches. Oh, and the key to the ignition, so we can run the heater."
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Well, Jeffrey suggested we should go someplace new, and I said, well, that's fine, as long as it's someplace cold because I didn't just spend sixty-five dollars on scientifically engineered Canadian BVDs so I can stroll the antique mall in Gilroy.
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Well, "cold snap" is a pretty relative term. When I lived in Chicago, we would have called this an "early spring" or "unseasonably mild conditions" or perhaps even "the perfect weekend for barbeque."
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All those stories with King Arthur and the Knights of the Round table, and it starts out with they're having a big feast and then they need a volunteer to go whomp the Green Knight or the Pope or whomever. Typically that's Feast of the Epiphany where that happens.
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