For Five Bucks

We have a saying where I work: "Jeffrey will do anything for five bucks."

This afternoon on the way to Cheezboard, we had a not-so-rare opportunity to put this time-honored aphorism to the test.

Spotting an abandoned baby stroller somewhere in the vicinity of Cedar and Walnut, Burke said "Jeffrey, I'll give you five dollars if you get in that baby stroller and let me take your picture with my camera phone."

Jeffrey got one leg in without too much trouble, but Burke demanded nothing less than full bodily insertion.

I never would have thought it possible, but camera phones don't lie!

Kurt "big daddy" True
16 november 2005