No seriously.
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I said "Wait a minute. What's up with all this work-related carrying on here? Isn't it almost Christmas?"
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Well, whatcha gonna do? We had a family emergency. Tony's dad went into the hospital right before our Christmas party.
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For one thing, it doesn't take width into consideration.
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Last month I was decrying Tony's habit of dragging out his birthday celebration for weeks on end. This month, my friends and family just won't let my birthday die!
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(Comments are turned off while I deal with SPAMmers.)